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- Increase your muscle mass
- Reduce Body Fat
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- Fortify your mental toughness
- Improve your functional movement score
- Dramatically sharpen your WOD times
- Add more weight to your 3 lift total
- Add years to your life span
- Embolden your mental health
- Polish your spiritual side
ARE YOU READY?!
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2 a : marked by harmony, regularity, or steady continuity : free from variation or contradiction
b : marked by agreement : compatible —usually used with with
c : showing steady conformity to character, profession, belief, or custom
3: tending to be arbitrarily close to the true value of the parameter estimated as the sample becomes large
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1 : the initiating of a proceeding in a court of justice by which one demands or enforces one’s right; also : the proceeding itself
2 : the bringing about of an alteration by force or through a natural agency
3 : the manner or method of performing:
a : an actor’s or speaker’s deportment or expression by means of attitude, voice, and gesture
b : the style of movement of the feet and legs (as of a horse)
c : a function of the body or one of its parts
4 : an act of will
5 a : a thing done : deed
b : the accomplishment of a thing usually over a period of time, in stages, or with the possibility of repetition
c plural : behavior, conduct
d : initiative, enterprise
6 a (1) : an engagement between troops or ships (2) : combat in war
b (1) : an event or series of events forming a literary composition (2) : the unfolding of the events of a drama or work of fiction : plot (3) : the movement of incidents in a plot
c : the combination of circumstances that constitute the subject matter of a painting or sculpture
7 a : an operating mechanism
b : the manner in which a mechanism or instrument operates
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b : the process of betting including the offering and acceptance of a bet and determination of a winner
c : financial gain or an opportunity for financial gain
9 : sexual activity
10 : the most vigorous, productive, or exciting activity in a particular field, area, or group
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“But hey, wait a minute Adam! Is this better than Creatine? Because I was right about to buy some of that”
Yes, it is bro. It certainly is.
“But can consistent action help me? I have been on this routine, it looks really good. See I found it on a forum and it’s very balanced…”
Yes Bro, you would likely benefit from consistent action even more than you do from your forum advice.
“Oh I get it, you are trying to sell me something. this is where you tell me consistent action will cost me something Right? I don’t what to have to pay for it!”
Yes Bro, it is. Consistent action is the most expensive supplement of all. It costs your time. A lot of it too. If you are not prepared to invest in a whole boat load of consistent action right now then you should probably just go back to being a fucking slob who used to be awesome back in the glory days of high school football. That would be your next best move. No free dinner found here.
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IF you can do that, victory shall be yours…at some point it is becomes a certainty.