People worth hating

Some people believe you shouldn’t hate anyone, that is an error. There are plenty of people worth hating.

#1 People who snap their fingers at waitresses to get their attention. I really fucking hate you.
#2 People who blast Nickleback at full volume while stopped at red lights,
#2 Any unknown white guy who causally calls me “nigga.” I’m not your nigger homie.
#4 People who wear more than one chain around their neck. (Exception, Mr. T, obviously)
#5 Anyone with a popped collar. I believe everyone hates you.

Everyone hates you

#6 Anyone wearing a “spoiler” (that would be a backwards, upside down, visor)
#7 The old guys found in nearly every commercial gym locker room who walk around naked for hours at a time
#8 Anyone who is any way, shape, or form connected to dog fighting.
#9 Anyone who wants to have a serious or prolonged conversation with me on the following topics; engine specifications, fantasy football stats, World of Warcraft, or any professional sports players current or past performance. I always give an early warning that I posse a tremendous fuckitall towards these topics. Those who continue to talk from there, i truly hate you. The true exception, I will listen to your current sports performance. I don’t give a fuck what you did years ago though…
#10 People who complain to store cashiers about any product or service which is completely out of their hands. News flash asshole, that person makes minimum wage and has no control what so ever on how the store is run. Go bitch to someone who can do something about it.
#11 Anyone who uses a given holiday as an excuse to get totally fucking trashed. St Patties day is important you to you? Really?
#12 Anyone who tells me about their heritage, particularly when as far back as they can trace their family members were born in the USA. Here’s a clue. If your father was born in the USA, and your mother was born in the USA, you’re American asshole. You’re not Italian, your not Irish.
#13 People who say “Ooo! Watch this part! Watch this!” when you’re at the movies. What the fuck do you think I’m there to do?
#14 Speaking of being at the movies- People who bring their infants to the movies FUCK YOU. People who talk on their cell phones at the movies, big fuck you. I didn’t realize we all paid 12 dollars to be interrupted the whole time hearing about your boring ass day or your whining kid.
#15 People who have their kids at the grocery store at midnight….what the hell is that about? The Cub foods I shop at is certain to have 3-5 year olds wondering about as their white trash parents buy more Doritos and dip. I only shop after 11 to miss the crowds, and yet there is always a group of people with young kids in the store then. Don’t they have to be in school or something in the morning?
#16 Drunk Drivers. Fuck you.
#17 Perfectly healthy people who park in handicap spots. I can only wish the most horrific accidents upon you so that you do in fact one day need that spot.
#18 People who don’t put on deodorant or shower. Seriously. I don’t care what chemicals are in them, or what you think they do to your skin. No one wants to smell your stinking ass in public.
#19 As a follow on to the above, people who think spraying on body spray/perfume is = to taking a shower and using soap. It’s not. It just makes you smell like bigfoot’s dick + 3 dollar body spray.
#20 Tail Gate parties at sporting events. Yeah we get it. You’re drunk, you’re ignorant, you spent two seconds selecting your sweat pants to wear but also invested 45 minutes with your body paint. Yup, we know you’re really excited for the upcoming game. And the best part is you will be blacked out drunk before the first quarter ends.
#21 Politicians.
#22 At least 50% of the people on reality television. I get it, you’re on TV now so you’re a big fucking deal. Too bad the reason you will be remembered is your freak out after someone moved your coffee cup or borrowed your Ipod.
#23 People who bitch about their job day in and day out, but don’t do anything to change it.

This is a "spoiler" which is a backwards, upside down visor. You just learned of it, and you already hate it don't you?

#24 This is a very close one for me….it seems every ass hole in America has a brother or cousin who meets the following characteristics “Oh yeah he’s 6’8″ tall, about 260 lbs and completely ripped. He was a (insert Green Beret/Recon Marine/SEAL) and now he’s training to be a (insert cage fighter/professional athlete) I have a question- where is this legion of super men? At what point did the US Military have 10,000 navy seals? If there are so many giant cage fighters out there why is it the heavy weight class is around 220, and the super heavy weights are fairly thin in ranks right now?
#25 One uppers. Whatever you just said, they have one better.
#26 People who need to use the word “like” 50 times in a single conversation to explain any event.
#27 People who are in pathetic shape now who always talk about how fit they were “back when (insert High School/College/Military service)”
#28 Any one who over the age of 21 who still talks about their high school football days.
#29 People who are still pissed at other people for shit that happened to them in High School. This one is weird to me, because I haven’t seen anyone I graduated with in 12 years. I see people in the bar argue over shit that happened to them in HS, and they are 30 years old right now. Last night I specifically heard one drunk yell at another because in high school “he was mean to me” Jesus fucking christ dude get over it.
#30 People who ride your ass on the freeway when traffic is moving at 40 MPH. Dude, getting closer to me will not result in this shit moving any faster.
#31 People who bitch about profanity/curse words/swearing- if you don’t like it move to Afghanistan or Singapore. Or go away from me, all are acceptable outcomes.
#32 Cross fitters and body builders who think they are “Warriors” because they workout. Fuck you.
#33 Parents who smoke in their cars with the kids in the back seat.
#34 Any male who is currently purposefully wearing his pants below his belt line to intentionally expose his underwear. That’s not gangsta, it’s fucking retarded. “I feel sorry for your mother”
#35 (from Josh D.) “People who have an opinion on how professional or unprofessional someone’s version of “you’re welcome” is. Be glad they said it, shut your mouth, and go back to sponging off your husband”
#36 People who claim to be offended by the Pledge, as well as those who get offended at “Merry Christmas”
#37 (from Becky W.) “Ironically, I hate all the haters.”
#38 (from Maxwell T.) “I hate people who make lists”
#39 (from Teemu I.) “Alcoholics and drug addicts who have children.”
#40 (from Brandan T.) “the woman in my math class that tryies to answer every fucking question out of context and gets every fucking one wrong!!!!! OR OR SHE ALSO THINKS OUT LOUD!!!!! DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE!”
#41 People who wear hats in restaurants. Especially when seated at the table. Extreme hate directed at Fathers wearing a hat while their little ones are seated, it completely perpetuates the rudeness.
#42 (from Faizal E.) “People who talk on the cell phone while on the shitter. Usually some bullshit like ‘I need to look at the numbers’ damn is there a better time?”
#43 (from Chris M.) “People who carry around a spitoon to spit their tobacco into. sometimes half full.. ughhhh”
#44 (from Matt W.) “People who ask questions that need no answering. Example – “Is it hot outside?” “It’s August in North Carolina. How the FUCK do you think it feels?”
#45 (from Yusuf C.) “People who piss all over the toilet seat in public bathrooms. People that spit fat snot loogies in the middle of public, high traffic areas, people that throw trash on floor, people that throw trash in the woods 10x worse, people that go to a coffee shop and leave their table dirty for the next person — there’s no ‘bus service’ or tip system for table clean up. Pick up your own crap.”
#46 (from Chris M.) “guys who,sometimes upon meeting me and always without any prompt, want to convince me of how huge and strong they were in high school. I didnt ask and im sure the rate of embellishment is proportional to the number of years that has passed since. Im sorry sir, I dont know why your telling me this but since you are I guess you want my opinion. Well, I think its great that you used to be great. Way to peak at 17!”
#47 (from Brandan T.) “People that get all dazzeled up to go to the gym with their fitted hats and crispy clean shirts wtf!!!! give me a break”
#48 (from Andrew H.) “Gingers!!!! They are trying to take over the world!” [editors note: Gingers don't have souls]
#49 (from Brandan T.) WANKSTERS!!!!!! i fucking hate wanksters!!!!
#50 I hate people who don’t leave a comment on the people they hate

Special thanks to everyone on Facebook and Twitter for stacking this list!

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