I have said this before HERE, Heavy metal rock makes me happy. It is the best sound in the world. It is not a matter of opinion, simply a matter of comprehension. In order to help you expand your appreciation for this fantastic sound which makes men turn to beasts and is always the back ground music to epic PRs- here are 5 metal songs which rock hard.
Mushroomhead- 12 hundred
Strappling Young Lad- Love
Slipknot- Duelity
Dimmu Borgir – Puritania
Metallica – Some Kind of Monster
You will find Metal is the sound track of life. Driving down the freeway? Better have some metal! Your boss is pissing you off? Add some metal to the dynamics! Spouse got you down? Lets try that talk again with Metal. It pretty much makes lame life events awesome, and makes awesome events Epic. What happens when you add metal to Epic events? Shit like this happens
Metal + Epic events = this below
Now you know. With better knowledge should come better thoughts. With better thoughts comes better actions. So next time someone cuts infront of you in line, just remember one of the above videos of ape shit music and punch that asshole right in his face.
heavy metal, making the world better one black eye at a time
This is Frankie Faires with a black eye, and most likely this was related to heavy metal in some way. Thats pretty fucking awesome.

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I totally feel you on the metal! Its kick ass and the only way to go!
By the way, who did Frankie cut in front of, because I want a piece of that guy? Lmao
So fucking funny, Velvet.
Keep checking your six as cold dead eyes have you in their sight…
just hopin’ to catch a glimpse of the awesome.
“you’re gonna get good at grip sport in cuffs, boy”
as you hear junior pickin’ on the banjo.
No more metal for Velvet.
Just bluegrass, lotion and lifting weights handcuffed.
but seriously…
There probably was some lame ass shit on the boombox like Disturbed.
I can’t stand rolling to music…or getting black eyes.
Haven’t seen that guy since I CTFO of him.
BTW, I’m fairly certain Courtney Love would pick me between the two of us.
Just sayin.’
Man I love my metal, its what keeps me alive!
I go through phases of enjoying old school metal / heavy rock to rocking out to thrash or nu metal shit! Metal has so many awesome sub-genres its just epic!
Lately I’ve been enjoying all the late 90′s / early 2000′s nu metal that I rocked out to when I was a teenager in dirty rock clubs
Metal rules all!
I got to go to Mayhem Fest earlier this month and see three of my all time favorites Hatebreed, Lamb of God, and Rob Zombie(not the best sound, but puts on the best show). Five Finger Death Punch was sick too, unfortunately Korn headlined and was shown up by almost every other band. It was sad to see because I was a big Korn fan about 10 yrs ago.
Korn are pretty crap these days, every time I have seen them they are worse than the time before!
Best metal bands I’ve seen in the last 12 months are Static-X and Fear Factory, both amazing live
Tool.
Some Kind Of Monster. Fantastic song on a widely misunderstood album. Goes with:
Bottom round roast, Copenahgen snuff, weopans prep, T Rex hunting.
A Night On Bald Mountain. Listen to the intro and tell me your deadlift doesn’t go up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ca_edg6RE
love the black eye frankie bad ass . a brillant you have always been above average
my face looks like a road map to i am so proud of it you got to stand out in someway
its fucking gangster ladies love it. gym movement people set the trend everyone else will follow lol
LOVE Mushroomhead!!! Awesome stuff ATG